Caryn's Corner

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Re: Caryn's Corner

Postby Caryn » Thu Jul 17, 2014 3:37:32 pm

Mia, your face icon_surprised
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Re: Caryn's Corner

Postby Caryn » Fri Jul 18, 2014 5:49:11 am

RANKING.

6. Ibrehem- I'm a racist and sexist cunt so you get dead last.

5. Vytas- You remind me of my Uncle Hortense, you have problems and shit.

4. Cochran- Gingers don't have souls. And I'm jewish so I can't root for someone like you...

3. Semhar- Would be #5 since I'm racist but your name starts with an S for Salisbury so you move up some.

2. Shawn- You look like something a gay guy designed in a laboratory.

1. Marissa- I like you and we all know you're secretly white so I don't have to put you lower cause I'm racist.




TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!?!? CARYN DON'T TURN DOWN FOR SHIT!!!
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Re: Caryn's Corner

Postby Becky » Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:54:34 am

Caryn and I are both literally and figuratively on the same page here.
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Re: Caryn's Corner

Postby Rachel » Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:59:55 am

Switch Ibe and Shawn around and that is literally my ranking as well (Ibe's my friend so I'm biased OK)
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Re: Caryn's Corner

Postby Becky » Fri Jul 18, 2014 1:09:12 pm

If Ibe gave a shit about you, he would have voted Semhar out. You're clearly not important to him.
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Re: Caryn's Corner

Postby Coby » Fri Jul 18, 2014 2:50:38 pm

If Ibe did give a shit about you, he'd have played his talisman on you and forced my ouster earlier. But Caryn I agree with that ranking.
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Re: Caryn's Corner

Postby Brenda Lowe » Fri Jul 18, 2014 3:03:57 pm

Woah woah, you're not supposed to all agree. You'll jinx the game into an Ibe/Vytas/Cochran F3 at this rate.
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Re: Caryn's Corner

Postby Ashley Underwood » Fri Jul 18, 2014 4:55:06 pm

Shots Fired!
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Re: Caryn's Corner

Postby Becky » Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:40:45 pm

I will not even show up if that happens.
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Re: Caryn's Corner

Postby Coby » Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:45:29 pm

Becky wrote:I will not even show up if that happens.

icon_sick Must....not......think about......that F3...
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Re: Caryn's Corner

Postby Mia Galeotalanza » Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:08:54 am

Giving a blowjob for a pair of pumps... would you call that head over heels?
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Re: Caryn's Corner

Postby Caryn » Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:16:16 am

Brenda, you may not have realized it, but your face is a map of an interstellar road that ventures into parallel universe.

We must go on the road in order to find the cosmic key so we can open the door of the universe. Are you up for the adventure?
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Re: Caryn's Corner

Postby Brenda Lowe » Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:35:11 am

Are you saying my looks are stellar? Oh you icon_wub
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Re: Caryn's Corner

Postby Caryn » Sat Jul 19, 2014 1:10:21 pm

Cut the shit and answer the question please. I think we should go on an adventure.
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Re: Caryn's Corner

Postby Caryn » Sat Jul 19, 2014 1:13:00 pm

I already have our crew:

The Brains- Becky
The Brawn- Coby
The Beard- Ralph
The Beauty- Ashley
The Behemoth- Sophie
The Badass- Frank

And of course, yours truly, the HBIC Caryn.

Fuck Mia & Rachel, we don't need them.
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Re: Caryn's Corner

Postby Rachel » Sat Jul 19, 2014 1:20:16 pm

I wonder how long it'll take her to realize I have the keys
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Re: Caryn's Corner

Postby Caryn » Sat Jul 19, 2014 1:22:11 pm

No you don't, they're on the interstellar road.
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Re: Caryn's Corner

Postby Mia Galeotalanza » Sat Jul 19, 2014 2:15:11 pm

Caryn wrote:I already have our crew:

The Brains- Becky
The Brawn- Coby
The Beard- Ralph
The Beauty- Ashley
The Behemoth- Sophie
The Badass- Frank

And of course, yours truly, the HBIC Caryn.

Fuck Mia & Rachel, we don't need them.


Bitch you have approached a line in the sand that you DO NOT want to cross.

but alol @ Sophie being The Behemoth <3
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Re: Caryn's Corner

Postby Caryn » Sat Jul 19, 2014 2:55:04 pm

Mia, let's be real, we all know you're a HBIC but I think you're smart enough to know that if you come within 10 feet of me I will literally eat you.
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Re: Caryn's Corner

Postby Ashley Underwood » Sat Jul 19, 2014 3:09:13 pm

Mia has her own spaceship. With Laura. It's where all the non-Caryn-level hags go. Nobody is jealous. icon_biggrin
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