The Tank Account

[Frank the Tank]

BIGGEST IMPACT
Day 1

Vytas
Yeah definitely making the biggest dent down at Bracari beach. Most PMs, biggest waves, most opinionated confessional already. Was a good dent? Well that's what we are going to find out in a round or two.

Caryn
Well, I said biggest impact...Caryn decided to create so much chaos and just troll people, which to be honest might work better for her than her default self. She tried to be cool and play like a normal human being in CC and just failed miserably so embracing the dark side can only bring good things to the table. She'll probably be an early casualty but with the F18 swap, who knows.



MOST ROOTABLE
Day 1

Marissa
I freaking love Marissa, I love her shtick, it's so perfect and not one of those irritating ones, she definitely will be a star this season, mark my words.

Skinny Ryan
I gotta admit, I'm jumping on the old school hype train here. I love his back story and general enthusiasm about playing Stranded again.


BEST GAMEPLAY
Day 1

Shawn
I like his PMs, he's playing the PM game right, getting in there. Will definitely be in the main alliance I reckon, he's just playing it well so far.

Becky
Impeccable PMs, even with Caryn she has it under control. She can do no evil in that tribe.

WORST GAMEPLAY
Day 1

Laura
Asking what Shawn did to Caleb all day? Really? You're being an annoying idiot.

Caryn
She's so not getting into the main alliance pre-swap.

[Brenda Lowe]

I'm not so sold on Marissa's schtick, it's kinda getting under my skin already. Surprised to see some of Caryn's antics actually paying off. There is definitely a rift already between Peter & Becky. how much of that is Caryn's work and how much would have happened anyway is a mystery.

[Jeff Probst]

I'm not so sold on Marissa's schtick, it's kinda getting under my skin already. Surprised to see some of Caryn's antics actually paying off. There is definitely a rift already between Peter & Becky. how much of that is Caryn's work and how much would have happened anyway is a mystery.

Yea I'm not a fan of Marissa's schtick either. Any schtick that makes it harder to understand what you're actually saying is just tiresome.

[Brenda Lowe]

Well, Vytas certainly likes it

[Frank the Tank]

I can understand what she's saying though. I've seen some crazy shticks that you have to try really hard to understand PMs but this isn't that, it's mild at best. She's so feisty.

Caryn's stuff will work for a day or two, but if she keeps doing this crap and people start comparing notes...

[Ashley Underwood]

I can understand what she's saying though. I've seen some crazy shticks that you have to try really hard to understand PMs but this isn't that, it's mild at best. She's so feisty.

Caryn's stuff will work for a day or two, but if she keeps doing this crap and people start comparing notes...

Didn't GM win a game as that girl from Brave with an insane Scottish schtick? That stuff was barely legible!

[Frank the Tank]

I can understand what she's saying though. I've seen some crazy shticks that you have to try really hard to understand PMs but this isn't that, it's mild at best. She's so feisty.

Caryn's stuff will work for a day or two, but if she keeps doing this crap and people start comparing notes...

Didn't GM win a game as that girl from Brave with an insane Scottish schtick? That stuff was barely legible!

Yeah, that was crazy. I did a heavy German accent once, most annoying crap ever to read. It wasn't easy to keep it up for a full game either.

[Stephanie Valencia]

I did a French accent with Pepé Le Pew in Sasqwatch Looney Tunes. <3 It was annoying as fuck to keep it up tbh but it's not like I could not do it with the rep.

[Frank the Tank]

BIGGEST IMPACT
Pre-Merge

Vytas
He was targeted a lot, but just barely bumblefucked his way into the merge. He's the only one on that tribe along with maybe Marissa to have any idea what they are doing in challenges and that showed in his tribe's performance. The regular mental breakdowns had him seriously making the biggest waves at Bracari.

Becky
Becky has been straight in the middle of Limici and since nothing super crazy happened over there I guess this goes to her just for running the show?

Caryn
This guy, man. Just so happens that embracing the madness worked for Caryn, and she was in control of Tapoli somehow. It's like a case of acting so crazy people find you genuine.

MOST ROOTABLE
Pre-Merge

Marissa
She's always the underdog and she made it this far. I love her and she needs to succeed.

Ralph
Seriously Ralph is the most adorable player ever. How can you not root for him?

Rachel
She's so mean and so bitchy, I love her.

BEST GAMEPLAY
Pre-Merge

Nobody
Bracari sucked strategically as a whole. I can't give this award to any of them.

Becky
She was the middle of Limici, never in danger, just perfect. Smooth, but too bad everyone knows she's such a social powerhouse.

Ibrehem
Idol plus never in any danger at all at Tapoli, Yeah this is Ibe's.

WORST GAMEPLAY
Pre-Merge

Peter
Eh...no.

Skinny Ryan
That activity kills you, you could have been so great in this.

Laura
Did you even try/care?

[Frank the Tank]

Merge Time

So let's see where we're at, dynamic wise and try to make some predictions...



RED LINES = BvW friends
BLUE LINES = Talisman Partners
Background colors = rough alliances during tribal stage
Stroke colors = original tribes - newbies/returnees

Basically, we have a link that runs from Cochran to Katie, including Vytas, Marissa, Becky and Coby. These are easily linked to Caryn and Ibe as well. The least connected people are probably Semhar and Ralph/Shawn/Marissa/Rachel, but mainly Semhar.

Boot order guess

12. Semhar
11. Shawn
10. Ralph
9. Marissa
8. Rachel
7. Vytas
6. Ibe
5. Katie
4. Coby
3. Cochran
2. Caryn
1. Becky

Fuck it, no time left so I'm going with this guess.

[Jeff Probst]

Frank... don't do graphic design for a living. I vommed.

[Frank the Tank]

Frank... don't do graphic design for a living. I vommed.

Not meant to be pretty

[Frank the Tank]

Ok everyone that reads this ignore that stupid boot order above, I did that in 5 minutes before a challenge. I'mma do a ranking of the characters left atm and maybe a new proper, more informed boot order later.

1. Marissa - goddess status achieved
2. Rachel - prime cuntress <3 seriously, her telling Semhar off in that PM today was perfect.
3. Vytas - drunk god, would be higher if he wasn't abusing substances while playing
4. Shawn - He's not as involved as I would like but I still have hope. I WANT TO BELIEVE.
5. Coby - Creepy Coby needs to figure something out. Fast.
6. Semhar - Eh...she went from invisible to visible as fk in like 1 day.
7. Ibrehem - I don't even..
8. Cochran - Yknow Yknow?

[Brenda Lowe]

3. Vytas - drunk god, would be higher if he wasn't abusing substances while playing

Would he he be higher though?

[Mia Galeotalanza]

I did not take Frank for a straight-edge Tumblr girl. This is unsettling.

[Frank the Tank]

For Shawn:

[Sophie P Clarke]

[Frank the Tank]

SHAWN NOOO

Well, I guess my favorites aside, I liked Ibe's game and he did the best in challenges which wins points with me. At least Shawn wins the robbed spot this season.