Rachel and Ralph's Super Happy a Fun Time Thread

[Brenda Lowe]

It is the difference between natural inner beauty, and make-up applied with a shotgun icon_shrug.

Also Ralph, where is your hand in that pic and why does that chicken have that O.O expression??

[Rachel]

Ralph will do anything to please his chickins

[Brenda Lowe]

I'm no country girl but I'm pretty sure you just have to wait and they'll lay the eggs on their own..

[Ashley Underwood]

Brenda looks glam in that photo. Something Ashley would know nothing about.

Hurts when the players like me better than you, don't it?

[Mia Galeotalanza]

I've had my time in the spotlight. 5 seasons later and you'll be irrelevant, too

we should really stop fighting

[Ashley Underwood]

But... but who'll be the example for the jury on how to have an effective bitch fight?

(heyy )

[Mia Galeotalanza]

But... but who'll be the example for the jury on how to have an effective bitch fight?

(heyy )

not your cracker ass, that's for sure

(heeeyyyy <3)

[Ashley Underwood]

not your cracker ass, that's for sure

(heeeyyyy <3)

Did you know that this exists?



Funny, right?














































Wrong.

(heyy <3)

[Ralph]

CARYN/anyone else
can you take over for the next chapter in the story?
It'd be beautiful to make this a whole Ponderosa Family thing!

[Mia Galeotalanza]

I'm wet with anticipation.

[Ralph]

Finale Part one
Okay Rach your going to have to finish this baby off! I'll get the cliffhanger starting.

Pissed off women and The letter V
Vytas had recently been murdered by Cochran/ some sort of A puzzle. he went to join others up in Heaven. But he had no idea what other people had in store for him. BAM insult coming from the left. HOOK-AH insult coming from the right. Vytas couldn't take it anymore. He stabbed himself in the face with Aras's Used didlo and went up to super heaven. He then later became best friends with Lou Reed James Brown and Micheal Jackson. he was then touched by MJ james brown and Lou reed.

The poody gods were bored As fuck. There were still... one.... two.... thre- A LOT of people living in poodyvile. Poody decided he needed to make it rain on them hoes so he could get his pimp daddy grills on and live like A gangsta. as he went into his solid gold bathtub he tripped and fell in. Water split everywhere onto the town of Poodyland. Everyone died A wet soapy gangsta death. Except for three people. Cochran, Shawn, and Lincoln still remained in the now flooded land Of Poody ville. Shawn said "thank god we made it eh guys!" Cochran insulted him and pushed him into the water.

Now realizing that Shawn could swim Cochran dove in after him with one of Aras's spare dildos.
The fight had began but who would come out victorious?

[Rachel]

Wait didn't I kill Shawn off when Mia chopped his head off

Either way I'll finish this. Time to patch up some plot holes!

[Ralph]

hehehe oopsies.
he had two wieners like Ibe
A wiener equals one life in this universe

[Ashley Underwood]

~waiting to read about me~

[Frank the Tank]

~waiting to read about me~

What else is new?

[Ashley Underwood]

~waiting to read about me~

What else is new?

Not a desired reply to this thread, that's what. :(

[Becky]

alol at Frank. <3

[Rachel]

The Final. Part 2

Meanwhile as Cochran and the double dicked Shawn fought to the death, all around Poodyvile the zombie army of dead citizens marched around the town. Mia, realizing that the Poody Gods had made a grave error, road down from the heavens on her mobile steed Sophie. Wielding her Mighty Sword Of Justice she attempted to slice Zombie Ashley's head clean off, only for Ashley to grow a new one.

Confused as to how this happened she sliced again and again, but every time Ashley's head would grow right back. It was at that moment that she realized how to defeat the leader of the Zombie horde.

Ibe's Penis.

Mia ran through the town searching for the two docked wonder, until she found him fucking Zombie Caryn's brains out, holding his first dick in his hand. Mia swiftly have zombie Ibe a swift kick to his second dick causing him to drop the penis in his unbearable agony. Mia quickly grabbed the dick and ran off to find Zombie Ashley, and slay her once and for all.

Cochran meanwhile was busy being an asshole trying to murder Shawn when he hadn't done anything to him when all of a sudden out of nowhere Coby, who had been smart enough to escape the city after Mia tried to kill him, appeared and stabbed Cochran in his bitch face.

"THAT'S FOR RALPH!" Coby yelled as Cochran's body sank into the water below.

Shawn attempted to thank Coby for his help, only for Coby to remember that Mia killed Shawn's bitch ass two months ago and remurder him.

Mia quickly found Zombie Ashley bullying poor Zombie Rachel for being so much hotter than her and called for her to stop. Zombie Ashley turned her attention to Mia, let out a sickening roar, and ran full speed towards her. Mia though was ready, because as Zombie Ashley ran towards Mia she quickly hurled Ibe's dick right into Ashley's Vagina, only for it to take the same course it had before and go back out through her belly button, forcing her intensities to spill out of her, killing her instantly.

Suddenly, with in the blink of an eye, the Zombie citizens regained their human forms. No longer would they roam the city looking for human flesh, and once more the citizens could live together in peace and harmony.

Except for Ashley, Cochran, and Shawn. They still dead.

The End

[Rachel]

WE DID IT RALPH!!! WE FINISHED THE FANFIC!

[Ralph]

Oh my god this is amazing <3
Best thread in ponderosa <3