Juicy PMs

[Brenda Lowe]

It's a pain for the players every Season that they don't get to see the PMs sent, so here is a place to drop some good ones for later reading by players;

Vytas & Caryn's opening salvos as they discover they are talisman partners;

Re: Hey Slut

So this is how things work:

You send me information, I send you information.

Pretty simple right? Just gather up all the info you can within a day and just tell me everything at night.

sorry, was at my tribe camp. my people aren't around :(
who's your loved one? i need someone to talk to

Honestly I don't even know who my partner is playing as

bitch, that's not how it works

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Don't you EVER back talk me.

Remember who's the Rookie and who's the Veteran you stupid cuntbag.

you fuckin bitch, yell at me again and i'll throw you in rupert's dick

KNOW YOUR RANK, V.

KNOW YOUR MOTHERFUCKING RANK!

i'm starting to like you

i have the dick, i'm the fuckin boss in this.

And that dick is going to be going in my mouth before Sunday, got it?

[Jeff Probst]

Hey sista! What up in the house? Yo!

Ooh, look at me trying to talk all street! What's hip with you? Feelin' groooooovy to be here?

Gurl you Killen me right now. Your sooo extra its absolutely killing me. I'm so excited to be here you don't even know. Its going to be super hype. How about you?

Ching Chang Chong Wong fe dong? Cling clang nong kong? Ni si le bong?

Cut that bullshit, Caryn. You and I are way beyond that.

Hey Caryn! Are you excited?

No

[Ashley Underwood]

Hadn't seen those last two. So great. <3

[Sophie P Clarke]

The one with Caryn and Becky kills me every time I read it.

[Frank the Tank]

Hey Caryn! Are you excited?

No

This thread will be full of Caryn's PMs I can tell.

[Mia Galeotalanza]

I just saw this thread. Please keep updating it, I need this in my life right now.

[Brenda Lowe]

I am enamored with both sides of the Ralph/John pairing. Ralph is outside that majority on Limici but still in everyone's good books. John is new as new can be but is doing the right things where Brad is doing the wrong things and I hope he can work his way through this.

Anyway, PM from Ralph teaching John to play is cuteness personified;

Re: think I'm going to be in majority soon.

sounding good bra.

talk to me more home skillet!
and send long pms! apparently people like that!
i don't know you probably have the same grasp of the game as me but I've been sending longer pms and it seems to be working!

[Jeff Probst]

I am enamored with both sides of the Ralph/John pairing. Ralph is outside that majority on Limici but still in everyone's good books. John is new as new can be but is doing the right things where Brad is doing the wrong things and I hope he can work his way through this.

Anyway, PM from Ralph teaching John to play is cuteness personified;

Re: think I'm going to be in majority soon.

sounding good bra.

talk to me more home skillet!
and send long pms! apparently people like that!
i don't know you probably have the same grasp of the game as me but I've been sending longer pms and it seems to be working!

easily my favorite pair.

[Sophie P Clarke]

I was thinking... maybe if we 'tie up' some of the other team, we will definitely win the challenge I have the rope.

Thoughts?

Pretty self explanatory what she means by "tie up" right? Especially since she clarified that she had ROPE. Well, wrong.

I'm really sorry sem but I'm not the brightest. What do you mean by *tie up*?

[Jeff Probst]

That literally just riled me the fuck up. I'm losing it.

I want to hunt his ass down and punch him in the face.

just telling you that im not mad.
just when someone ranks you as least intellegent your gonna get *mad*

[Frank the Tank]

just telling you that im not mad.
just when someone ranks you as least intellegent your gonna get *mad*

[Brenda Lowe]

I think I've made no secret of my love for Doctor John. Is he the only legit first-timer remaining with Brad out?

Anyway, nothing huge here, just posting this to highlight how delightfully formal he is sometimes;

Yeah, the last thing I need is to feel endangered. I kind of freaked out when I did the double post earlier, and whenever I get too stressed, I get really sick. That wouldn't exactly be very helpful to the game, eh?

Well man you really dont need to worry about it,

Thats the reason that I lost that challenge last time around, and That person who double posted made it very far into the merge!!

So I dont think anyone will hold that against you

And yeah hopefully you dont get too sick over stress man, These games can get really stressfull, and being sick is never fun so

You're a really cool guy, Cochran. I really appreciate having someone as understanding and friendly as you are with me. I'm hoping the two of us can at least get close to the finals together. Would be funny if it came down to you, Ralph and I, wouldn't it?

Thank you. With your support, I should be able to shake this off and rest a little easier tonight.

Well thats what I'm goin for Johnny! Me you ralphie for the final three sounds pretty good to me

And oh good. glad I can help

idk what time it is where your at john, but it's so fucking late for me right now,

I really want to sleep but this clue thing has my mind racin, its drivin me crazy

Tell you what; you get some rest while I keep trying to come up with something. If I figure anything out, I'll be sure to let you know in the morning!

[Mia Galeotalanza]

please sticky this. it's not organized and it's annoying me.

[Brenda Lowe]

Hayden & Sem discuss their Tapoli predicament;

here's my left nipple in action

[Mia Galeotalanza]

Hayden & Sem discuss their Tapoli predicament;

here's my left nipple in action

These really are juicy PMs.

[Brenda Lowe]

Katie couldn't keep her idol find to herself for even a day :P

Stop looking for the idol


We got it girl.



PLEASE I know you won't cut me on this after what you went through in CC: Korea. We need to keep playing it like we're playing it and you just tell me if the vote ends up on me at any stage. Of course you would also have to vote along with them to keep our partnership concealed. If we make it to the merge with this in our hands it is ours to use on whichever of us needs it first, cool?




Oh, in case you doubt me: aljezurriver

Oh my god! Yeah girl, yeah!

This was huge, we needed it. Honestly I think it's better that you have it, cause I'm not sure if I have good idol-tuition yet.

I have never been happier!

I fucking busted my ass and got nothing done at work figuring that out - it was SO HARD. I have a whole thread dedicated to my nonsensical ramblings trying to put it all together

So, the plan is if we lose a challenge and end up at TC in our current lineup and they target me all you need to do is alert me but still vote along with them. I'll play the idol and my one vote will send Shawn packing because I'd rather keep the other 3 and think they would respect the move - yeah? Then we keep the partnership nice and quiet and there isn't an odd second vote for Shawn to explain

[Brenda Lowe]

Cutest alliance proposal ever from Ralph to Becky;

Yea! I thought shawn would've told you? He's been saying we were a trio for a little bit now? maybe he just forgot to ask you if it's official. Like changing your facebook relationship status official kinda thing!

[Brenda Lowe]

Ralph kinda asked John to play in that last challenge to throw or hoping he'd lose so that Ralph wouldn't have to go to TC. Then he said in confessional it wasn't that he thought John was safer, just that he really didn't want to go to TC. I kinda heartfucked him about it ngl.

But then I see this as the very last PM he sent to John. john didn't even get to read it before he got the chop;

hey but guess what
evenif you lose
yourstillmynumberone
andwhocaresaboutotherpeople
otherpeoplearelame

omg

Heartfuck returned with interest.

[Ashley Underwood]

this thread is so helpful to me. ily Brenda.

Also STOP (never stop) posting that Ralph PM everywhere! The EMOTIONS every time!

[Brenda Lowe]

I am gonna put that on a greeting card and make millions.