Stranded in Portugal

I wanted to make an obligatory Love in the family post.

Since y'all are amazing and the love should flow

I love you Ralph and your amazing threads. Can you replace my uncle Gerv?
I love Rachel and her long hair no care attitude.
I love Caryn and her knives.

I love Becky for breaking down Asian stereotypes while still being fucking ballar at Math

I love Coby so much that I had a dream about him at an amusement park, but he wasn't allowed on the ride because he was like 100 feet tall but he said fuck that and got on anyway, only for the rails to break under his ass causing him to cry like a bitch.

I love Ralph for being able to please his chickens by any means possible. And I mean any.

I love Marissa for being a strong independent black women who don't need no man!

And I love Caryn for going out as the first jury boot twice in a row.

I really don't like any of you. I will only talk to Coby and Ralph after this is over.

Oh god no Ralph, this isn't the fucking Brady Bunch. I don't like any of you irrelevant fucks.

Hosts please lock this.

I will say I actually did find Rachel funny though at times and I did like her once we talked, even though it was like maybe 5 PMs at most. I tried putting together that alliance with you obviously, but Ibe is legitimately the biggest moron on planet Earth.

Were we supposed to say only nice shit here? My bad.

Becky wrote:I really don't like any of you. I will only talk to Coby and Ralph after this is over.

I'm not even kidding though. Literally every person in this game is awful.

It's people like you why society is deteriorating beneath our toes, and we can't do nothing about it but sit back and think, and wonder, and wait for what comes now and after. May God have mercy on your god damn souls and praise the fucking lord!

whatever. #bowdownbiches

Caryn wrote:I'm not even kidding though. Literally every person in this game is awful.

It's people like you why society is deteriorating beneath our toes, and we can't do nothing about it but sit back and think, and wonder, and wait for what comes now and after. May God have mercy on your god damn souls and praise the fucking lord!

QQ some more Caryn. QQ some more

You see, Rachel here is a perfect example of what I'm talking about. Her condemned soul has plagued this god fearing colony and she must burn.

Caryn wrote:You see, Rachel here is a perfect example of what I'm talking about. Her condemned soul has plagued this god fearing colony and she must burn.

Or we could just burn you for being an annoying bitch who needs to learn when nobody gives a shit about what they have to say. Though I guess that would be a lie, your rage is pretty funny to be honest

This thread took an immediate turn.
The name is now comedy
herherhehr jokesnjunk

If this a joke thread now....

Becky wrote:If this a joke thread now....

Rachel wrote:

Caryn wrote:You see, Rachel here is a perfect example of what I'm talking about. Her condemned soul has plagued this god fearing colony and she must burn.

Or we could just burn you for being an annoying bitch who needs to learn when nobody gives a shit about what they have to say. Though I guess that would be a lie, your rage is pretty funny to be honest

Girl if I was raging I would be posting in caps, I'm making a point.

But it's funny to see me get in your nerves so much. I mean it must suck for you to know that you were the biggest goat in the game. I feel bad for your family who has to out up with your idiotic ass. I would sleep with one eye open tonight, they might try and kill you since you're a disgrace to their family name

Becky wrote:I really don't like any of you. I will only talk to Coby and Ralph after this is over.