Stranded in Portugal

Why are these merge boots so horribly sad?

In Namibia you were eleventh and the second juror (of an 18 person cast)

In Portugal you were ninth and the third juror (of a 20 person cast)

You improved tremendously. You were loved by practically everyone around camp, and although this is heartbreaking at least you made it farther than you did before and also went out respectful and loved by so many people!

Fuck you, you retarded fatass piece of lard shit.

I'm honestly so pissed off about my boot.
i wanted to do some heavy shit.
I was gonna go hardcore tonight and think of some good shit.

UGH, Ralphie!!! This really sucks. I loved you in this game so much and you are one of the sweetest people ever. Never change for anything. You were always amazing to talk to and just had a very positive, fun vibe.

Sorry to see you here!

You're not smart enough to think of some "good shit" though, so it was better off with you not even trying anyway.

Ugh. I am done with reading PMs now :| No more fun to be had there with you in here.

Ralph you don't even know.

You Archangel of perfection, you. I loved you so much in this. SO MUCH. REAL TEARS are being shed.

Go forth and be a God Juror <3

Caryn wrote:You're not smart enough to think of some "good shit" though, so it was better off with you not even trying anyway.

yea your probably right

You were hilarious! So sad you're gone. Now give us some french fries.

Ralph. You did Namibia and Ovambo proud. <3 Congrats on beating your previous placement and making the jury again!

Thank's to all the hosts for being the biggest sweethearts!
Your all great People!
Thank you for being so Kind!

Also, spill the details. Why did you and Shawn turn on each other?

Becky wrote:Also, spill the details. Why did you and Shawn turn on each other?

The sad part is I have no idea.
After the challenge I had to cook and Ade-oh-so Ralph.

It was going to Be coby (tomyunderstanding) but he won Immunity ( good on him by the way )
Once again I went to inactive near the end and I got the boot.

Ralph, that is such a shitty summary of the round...seriously?

I literally don't even know what's going on the game.

The returning players are playing like idiot newbies? I mean, that is what I gathered from that tribal council. Ibrehem should know better too. What a retard.

Caryn wrote:icon_lol

I literally don't even know what's going on the game.

So basically nothing is new?

Welcome Ralphie, you're adorable as always.

Becky wrote:Ralph, that is such a shitty summary of the round...seriously?

sorry I wanted to eat the rest of my depression fries.

I was basically blindsided though to be honest so It's pretty funny that I was talking to Marissa about there not being an offical blindside so far in the game. Basically It seemed like everyone including me and Shawn were fine with the Coby vote and then he won Immunity. this is when I had to go make my fries and I just assumed that the vote was shawn so I prevoted shawn. BAM some shit happened that i don't know what. Probably one of the females in Semhar and Marissa and I was booted.
that's my understanding at least. Sorry if it's so vague :C If you have any questions I might now the awnser!

Frank the Tank wrote:
Welcome Ralphie, you're adorable as always.

Hi Frank! I missed you and Poody this season!
I never got to talk to you in confessionals!

Why would you guys target Coby? That is the stupidest shit ever.