Rachel and Ralph's Super Happy a Fun Time Thread

[Rachel]

Fuck I meant chapter 6

And this kids is why you always hit preview

[Coby]

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A month later the towns people finally realized Shawn was missing.

[Mia Galeotalanza]

omg perfect story so far <3

my sword of justice <3

[Caryn]

This is the most riDICKulous thing I've ever seen.

[Ralph]

shawn had passed and _ was traumatized.

The poodygods were pissed as dick and wanted to flip the script. They raised Caryn to try to convince others the kill themselves.
Caryn went straight for ibe who's dick was still broken. Ibe saw Caryn and darted half limp dick and all. He ran, he ran so far aw-ay. Caryn could smell the chocolate in his blood though and ran after her/him/it.

Caryn yelled "I HAVE A CRAVING FOR CHOCOLATE" Ibe was scarred now. He Hid up in the tree. Caryn could smell the chocolate and went ham on the tree. Caryn made the tree Kill It's self and Ibe Came Tumbling down.

Caryn saw he chance and lept onto Ibe's back. She physically took out his six pack and put it into her stomach. She then crushed his body into a skin rug so she could yell at her all day. Iberehem was found dead when A sharp piece of cinnamon toast crunch fell on him

[Caryn]

Nvm, I love this.

[Ashley Underwood]

Ralph I thought I killed Ibe when I fucked his dick off?

Do I get to be alive again too? :D

[Brenda Lowe]

[Rachel]

Ralph I thought I killed Ibe when I fucked his dick off?

Do I get to be alive again too? :D

The Night Prior

Becky knew that something was up with Cochran and Vytas. They had been acting very strange since Ralph went missing, so she decided that it was time to do something.

She and Laura-Goddess met that night in an empty parking lot on the edge of town to discuss what the two boys had been up to, so they decided that the only way to figure out just what exactly happened to the hot hot fatty. So both girls pulled out some chalk and drew a circle to summon some dead peeps back to life. After doing some weird ass chat to satan a magical light shined down as both Ibe and Ashley appeared before them.

Sadly for them Ashley was now a zombie and ripped Becky's thought right the fuck out. Ibe then screamed like a bitch, picked up his dick off the floor, and ran away as zombie Ashley and Becky began to eat Laura-Goddess as well.

[Rachel]

I can't wait till Ibe reads this

[Ralph]

Ralph I thought I killed Ibe when I fucked his dick off?

Do I get to be alive again too? :D

he has a double penis

[Ashley Underwood]

Is Zombie-Ashley still hot? I imagine her as the same in every way except now she hungers for the flesh of losers xx

[Rachel]

Is Zombie-Ashley still hot? I imagine her as the same in every way except now she hungers for the flesh of losers xx

Fuck yeah she's still hot. And even if she wasn't at least she'd still be hotter than Brenda

[Brenda Lowe]

~Brenda laughed at the thought, confidently~

[Ashley Underwood]

girl you picked like the one photo on the internet where Brenda looks awkward and not hot.

*~it was meant to happen to prove Rachel right~*

[Becky]

I agree. What the fuck is she wearing in that photo?

[Brenda Lowe]

icon_ttth

[Ralph]

as long as were posting attractive pictures of our self

[Rachel]

I'm pretty sure I have all of you beat here

[Mia Galeotalanza]

Brenda looks glam in that photo. Something Ashley would know nothing about.