Episode 01

[Vytas]

i feel like giving awards. i'm giving awards

john gets the inaugural biggest bitch in the game.

he might be cool irl, whatever. he's fuckin pissing me off

this is the latest message from him: Once again, I agree with you once hundred percent.

guess what i fuckin told him before this message? THAT I FUCKIN AGREE WITH HIM

THANKS A LOT FOR FUCKIN AGREEING WITH ME AGREEING WITH YOU DR JOHN FUCKIN CODY.

WHAT A FUCKIN JOKE

[Vytas]

fuck this stupid timezone
i was in a fuckin hurry to get home and now i realize there are 2 fuckin hours left until the challenge
let's fuckin do the challenge earlier. i need to sleep.
and you're wasting it. drunk pete is in da fuckin house but in 2 hours he'll be fuckin sober.

[Vytas]

but until i get sober watch me ruin my fuckin game

[Vytas]

ok i need to fuckin get sober cause it's not a good time to go full retard
i think i`m in the best position in my tribe
could be just me being drunk and cocky but i really think i'm playing well

rachel is one of the most liked players in bracari. she's coming to me everytime something important happens.
i think katie and marissa really trust me. i might not be their #1 but i'm top 2, baby, top 2
shawn just sent me an alliance update
dr john is fn boring but thats probably cause he's a rookie. i think he trusts me

so
brad and cierra are useless
hayden is shady
me and laura dont have any connection
the others trust me

[Vytas]

if these guys talk about me i`m so fuckin screwed.

[Vytas]

lol brad is here give him a round of applause

[Vytas]

Wait, so we only need 4 participants? How can I help?


be a good cheerleader

[Vytas]

2 things i need to do next time i'm in a challenge

1. don't fuckin drink that night
2. read the motherfuckin rules

[Vytas]

wtf is taking them so long

[Vytas]

fuckin losers

[Vytas]

You guys were so slow. Congrats.

And then there's Bracari.

this really was embarassing

[Vytas]

FYI Hayden is a dumbass

[Vytas]

^QFT

[Frank the Tank]

So I take it you weren't too satisfied with your tribe's performance tonight?

[Vytas]

do i look satisfied?

i was shit today and was by far the fastest. they fuckin suck.

[Vytas]

i hope they can at least get all the votes on ciera. i don't feel like pm'ing any of them. i hope rachel is doing all the work.

[Vytas]

well i had to fn pm the tribe cause they're not saying anything
if anyone but ciera/brad leaves they should be kicked out of the game and never allowed back in org's
i'm not gonna bother to talk to the inactives. they're useless.

[Vytas]

lol
hayden is going crazy.
and i fuckin love it
he thinks rachel is the puppet master and wants to target her.
and rachel is pissed at hayden for screwing up at the challenge.
this is great

vitinho is the fuckin president here.

[Vytas]

another thing i forgot
rachel didn't answer me about the friends alliance. and she was pm'ing all day on the arena. ok, girl, have it your way

[Jeff Probst]

Whats the vitinho thing?